Right now: there’s a hole in the floor and we can see the class below us so we tied a cheeto to a piece of yarn and we’re trying to communicate with this girl but so far she hasn’t noticed
what the fuck kind of broke ass school do you go to
keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit
long distance relationships when they finally meet.
i fucking hate you kathy lee
im laughing so hard oh my god
oh my god
one time I was really high and took a hot bath and I closed my eyes and imagined myself as a noodle floating in hot soup
There are people with a weak sense of humour.
There are people who miss golden opportunities.
And then there is George Takei.